Y'all Ain't Ready... In My Gen Z Era: Teardrops Cover = Screenshot. Panic. Repeat.

Y’all ain’t ready. But the lake is.

The cover just dropped for Teardrops of Lake Tawakoni – The Eras Remix: In My Gen Z Era and it’s giving haunted soft launch, forensic dread, and emotionally feral energy. This isn’t just a thriller—it’s a vibe spiral. A cursed group chat. A Texas Thriller of Murder and Betrayal rewritten for Gen Z binge-readers who spiral at 2AM and screenshot before they cry. (I'll hold, so you can text your therapist...)

📸 What’s the Vibe?

• A body in the lake. A teardrop carved into flesh.

• A vigilante with grief issues and a blade.

• Loretta Smitty and David Smitty—ride-or-die detectives chasing bodies, trauma-coded symbols, and small-town silence.

• TikTok-style chapter titles like POV: The Lake’s Got Beef, Unsent = Unsolved, and She’s Smiling. I Don’t Trust It.

  
  

💅 Why Gen Z’s Gonna Eat This Up:

• Suspense-core storytelling with forensic realism

• Meme-coded dialogue and emotionally loaded pacing

• Small-town secrets, meth spirals, and vigilante justice

• Perfect for fans of Gone Girl, Sharp Objects, and haunted Snap Maps

  
  

Launch date: October 9th

Trigger warning: The lake already read your vibe. You’re in the group chat now.

💬 From the Author:

“We rewrote every damn line for Gen Z. So, y'all better effing read it! If you binge true crime, spiral over Snap Map sightings, and read between the screams—this one’s for you.” —Loretta & David Allseitz

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Until the next body drops,

Loretta & David Allseitz

"Unmasking evil, one body at a time"